Arthur Smith’s 10 proverbs and homilies for a better life

1. Life is a sexually-transmited terminal disease
2. As it happens Mr Muscle cannot do all the jobs you don't want to
3 thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's Ox-bow lake
4. No Gloria Gaynor, you will not survive.
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6. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t have sex with unless you stand on a beer crate
 
7. If at first you don’t succeed then speak to your solicitor
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8. Always remember you are unique. Just like everybody else.
 
9. Never say anything unless what you have to say is better than 
silence
 
10. please support distressed bankers